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Fri Sep 25, 2009, 8:36 PM
Guess what...I just finished trawling through the pile of journals which were in my inbox...now I just have to get started on the 350+ deviations waiting for me!

Anywho the point is that I have finished reading through them and now must do the taggage from one of the earlier journals which I didn't delete due to the taggage(did that make any sense)

So here goes

TEREOTYPE TAGGAGE.

Highlight the following that applies to you; (can't be screwed highlighting so I'll cross them.) I never knew whether the intention was to tick every one in which the first clause applies to you whether the consecutive clause does or doesn't or if you were only supposed to tick the ones which actually DO apply to you. I'm going with tick first clause and stuff second clause.

PHYSICAL APPEARANCE

[X] I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
[]I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
[]I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental disabilities and is A MURDERER!
[]I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
[]I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
[]I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
[]My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
[]I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
[X]I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. (actually I do look for a ttention a bit)
[]I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
[]I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
[X]I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
[X]I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
[X]I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

GENDER

[X]I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
[X]I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

SEXUAL ORIENTATION

[]I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
[]I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
[]I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
[]I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

RACE

[]I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
[]I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
[]I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
[]I'm NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
[]I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
[]I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
[]I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
[]I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
[]I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
[]I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
[]I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
[]I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
[]I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
[]I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
[]I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
[]I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
[]I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
[]I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
[]I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
[]I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
[]I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
[]I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
[]I'm FRENCH, so I MUST smell horrible.
[]I'm FRENCH so I MUST be snotty towards everyone, wear a striped sweater, and say "Oui, oui!".
[]I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
[]I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
[]I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
[]I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
[]I'm CZECH, so I MUST love beer and sausage and be stubborn.
[]I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
[]I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
[]I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
[]I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
[]I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
[]I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
[X]I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. (Actually I did waste a lot of water when I was younger)
[]I'm WHITE born in a black area, so I MUST think I'm black.
[]I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
[]I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
[]I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
[]I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
[]I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
[X]I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos. (that's so wrong...I don't hunt and I talk to ALL animals)

RELIGION

[]I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
[]I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
[X]I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
[]I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
[]I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
[]I'm ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
[]I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
[]I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
[X]I have my OWN spiritual ideology, therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

POLITICAL STANCE

[]I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
[]I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
[]I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
[]I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
[]I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
[X]I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.
[X]I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (as long as Rowan Atkinson is the devil I don't mind so much)
[X]I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (sometimes I disagree)

HOBBIES/OCCUPATION

[]I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
[]I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
[X]I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
[]I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
[]I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
[]I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IMMATURE.
[X]I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
[]I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
[X]I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
[X]I'M INTO THEATRE AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (contrary to popular belief I am not)
[]I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
[V]I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. (I'm not a cheerleader but I have led cheers before)
[]I DRINK and/or SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
[]I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
[X]I CHAT ONLINE, I MUST be having cyber sex. (ohh ohh ohh cyber sex...how do you even do it again??)
[]I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
[]I like YAOI so I MUST pair up every male anime/manga character I see.

PERSONALITY

[X]I SPEAK MY MIND (Most of the time), so I MUST be a bitch.
[]I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
[X]I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (I am crazy)
[X]I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
[]I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
[]I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
[]I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.
[]I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
[]I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
[]I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
[X]I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. (actually usually I just can't remember/ don't find anything remarkable about what is going on in my life{well not anything remarkable which you need to know:p)
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

OTHER

[]I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
[]I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
[]I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
[]I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
[]I'm a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
[]I'm a METALHEAD so I MUST worship SATAN.
[]I LOVE MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
[X]I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
[]I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
[]I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
[]I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
[V]I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (technically they're A+s)
[]I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
[X]I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
[X]I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.(this one scares me)
[X]I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (PLAYAAAA!!)
[X]I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. (I hang out with them I DO NOT sleep with them...just clearing that up.)
[]I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, So I MUST be a whore myself.
[]I AM FRIENDS WITH A CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
[]I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
[]I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
[]I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
[X]I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. (rich enough)
[]I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
[]I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
[X]I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (not as naive as you think...just horrible memory)
[X]I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
[]I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
[]I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs/nuts.
[V]I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. (I'm not opposed to cross dressing once, just haven't done it yet)
[]I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
[]I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
[X]I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
[]I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
[]I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE. (who is this YAOI of which you speak)
[X]I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
[]I'm A WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick and I MUST worship the devil.
[]I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
[]I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
[]I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
[]I go to RENAISSANCE FAIRS, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

[X]I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
any my own one
[X] I've done this taggage more than once so I must be a tag whore (at least I think I've done it more than once)


10 Firsts...
-First Best Friend: James
-First Imaginary Friend: the power rangers!!
-First Pet's name: Fish!
-First Piercing: yet to come
-First Crush: Eleanor Sweeney (no she's not a celebrity)
-First CD: The Tarzan Soundtrack
-First Car: Yet to come
-First School: Sacred Heart
-First Kiss: Ebony Struth

9 Lasts...
-Last Time You Smoked: I don't smoke.
-Last Food You Ate: Toast
-Last Car Ride: The drive home from Nicks Party
-Last Movie You Watched: I saw a tiny bit of "Click" last night
-Last Phone Call: Mum
-Last CD You listened to: "Explosive" by Bond
-Last Bubble Bath You took: Very long ago
-Last Song You listened to: Poor Thing
-Last Fight: Long ago

8 Have You Ever...
-Have You Ever Dated a Best Friend: Yes
-Have You Ever Been Arrested: No, just customs warnings.
-Have You Ever Skinny Dipped: No
-Have You Ever Been on TV: Yes, I was on sunrise.
-Have You Ever Kissed Someone and Regretted It: No.
-Have You Ever Cheated on Your bf/gf: NO
-Have You Ever Been on a Blind Date: Yes
-Have You Ever Been out of the Country: Yes, Fiji, England, France, Italy, Stopover in Malaysia.

7 Things You are Wearing...
- Brace
- Watch
- Necklace
- Socks
- Shirt
- Hoody
- Shoes (don't worry about the list, worry about what isn't on the list and thus might not be on my body)

6 Things You've Done Today...
- Slept in
- looked up a website which a friend suggested
- ate breakfast
- Peed
- Logged on to dA
- Gone through 60 journals

5 Favorite Favorite Things (no specific order)...
- Music
- Art
- Theatre
- Friends!
- Ebony

4 People You Most Trust (Most trusted to least)
- My closest friends
- My not so close friends
- The internet
- My family

3 Choices...
- Vanilla or Chocolate: Chocolate.
- Hugs or Kisses: From most people Hugs, from a few kisses and hugs all smushed up in a bundle of love.
- Pens or Pencils: Pens..(penisland?)

2 Things You Want to do Before You Die...
- Love
- Leave a legacy

1 Person You Want to see:
(Most of you can guess)

  • Mood: Triumph
  • Listening to: My dad shout about the grand final
  • Reading: Into White Silence
  • Watching: my emoticon bounce
  • Eating: the skin from around my fingernails
  • Drinking: I just swallowed my own spit

Journal History

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Melbourne
  • Interests: Writing, Performing, Friends
  • Favourite movie: Pirattes Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl
  • Favourite band or musician: Idina Menzel
  • Favourite genre of music: Theatre Music
  • Favourite artist: Stephen Schwartz
  • Favourite poet or writer: Cornelia Funke
  • Favourite style of art: Writing
  • Operating System: Windows
  • MP3 player of choice: Itunes
  • Wallpaper of choice: Desktoptopia
  • Favourite gaming platform: PC
  • Personal Quote: "English is a language, Literature is an art form.
  • Tools of the Trade: Rhyming Dictionaries, Spellcheck, Thesaurus

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:iconradioactive01:
Thanks for the :+fav:, btw!!

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you're welcome. I love good work and believe it deserves what little support I can give.

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xD

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"The era of procrastination, of half-measures, of soothing and baffling expedients, of delays, is coming to a close. In its place we are entering a period of consequences…"
______________________________ ______________________

:>

PDS...LAWL!!

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thanks for the fave :D

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Thanks for the fave :D

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Can't choose in a love triangle? Go with the three-way;p

Zutara &Taang fic: [link]

Marauders: [link]

Honey Comics: [link]
:iconradioactive01:
Hey, thanks for the :+fav:s!!

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Thank you very much for the Dev watch..

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Ahhh thankyou for adding me to your watch! :D :D :D
You're very sweet and your work is really cool :aww:
I'm gonna go through it again and read some stuff now :meow: thanks again!


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You're tagged! :evillaugh: [link]

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